i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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