Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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