i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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