I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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