she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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