haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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