I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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