New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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