no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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