What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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