Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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