Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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