Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize