i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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