I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My vagina just clenched in fear
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize