quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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