So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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