What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize