Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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