Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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