I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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