Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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