Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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