yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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