Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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