I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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