It's like a parade of train wrecks.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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