so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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