That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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