The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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