bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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