I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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