Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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