I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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