we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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