Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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