They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Can vaginas get frostbite?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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