Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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