Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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