She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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