You can't special order awesome
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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