So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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