very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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