You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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