So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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