i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
dude. I can hear the air.
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