oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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