well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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