My room smells like vodka and shame
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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