did you get engaged???
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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